1. FIRST and mostly importantly, list eight bishis of your liking! They can be your faves or just any random bishi. Make sure to put them in random order to make the quiz more fun.
1. Hatake Kakashi
2. Sephiroth
3. Cloud Strife
4. Kou Leifou
5. Uzumaki Naruto
6. Vincent Valentine
7. Zack Fair
8. Reno Sinclair
2. Bishi One goes shopping with Bishi Five. What happens?
(Kakashi takes Naruto shopping.)
*They enter a bookstore* *Kakashi walks over to the Icha Icha Paradise rack and takes all of the books to the counter* *he pays for them and gives them to Naruto for "homework"*
3. Bishi Five, Two and Seven need to plan a surprise birthday party for Bishi Three.
(Naruto, Sephiroth, and Zack have to plan a surprise birthday party for Cloud)
Naruto: I got the streamers! *hangs them up on the ceiling*
Sephiroth: *takes out Masamune and swiftly cuts down all the party streamers from the ceiling*
Zack: Chill dude. We'll give you Cloud as soon as we eat the cake!
4. Bishi Four confesses his love for Bishi Eight. How does Bishi Eight react?
(Kou confesses to Reno)
*In a seedy bar downtown somewhere*
Kou: You know...I figured I'd find you here...
Reno: Where else would I be?
Kou: *buys him a drink* I've got something to tell you...
Reno: Are you trying to get me drunk again so you can propose?
Kou: *shifty eyes* No.....
Reno: *accepts drink* Okay!
*Several hours later*
Kou: Sho..will you marry mes?"
Reno: Shure...jusht give me the ring....
5. Pretend Bishi Six is a hairstylist. He wants to give Bishi Three a new haircut. What does Bishi Three’s haircut end up looking like?
(Vincent is a hairstylist. Cloud ends up getting a hair cut.)
*Vincent guides Cloud to a chair*
Vincent: So...what do you want your new hair to look like?
Cloud: *whispers something into Vincent's ear*
Vincent: *thoughtful* I'm sure I could do something like that.
*Twenty minutes later.*
*Cloud looks at himself in the mirror* *His hair has dark blue hair coloring in his blonde spikes in swatches.*
6. Bishi Two bakes a cake for Bishi Five. What kind of cake is it?
(Sephiroth bakes Naruto a cake*
Naruto: I wanted Ramen-flavoured cake not...not chocolate!
Sephiroth: *pulls out Masamune and waves it threateningly* You will eat my cake and you WILL LIKE IT!
Naruto: *cowers* Y-y-yes s-s-sir.
7. Bishi Six gets drunk and ends up hitting on Bishi Two. How does Bishi Eight react?
(Vincent gets drunk and hits on Sephiroth) LOL!
Vincent: Wanna go shhag?
Sephiroth: ...No.
Vincent: I can ushe Death Penalty ash a kinky object.
Sephiroth: ....Can I bring Masamune along?
8. Bishi Eight gets Bishi Three pregnant, somehow. How does everyone react to the news?
(Reno gets Cloud pregnant)
Cloud: Uh...RenosortofgotmepregnantandIdon'tkno
wwhattodo.
Sephiroth: ...Despite being a genius at everything, I can not understand gibberish.
Reno: He said that I got him pregnant and he doesn't know what to do.
Sephiroth: *goes very, very still* What?
Reno: *rolls his eyes oblivious of the danger* He SAID...
Sephiroth: I KNOW what he said...what I can't figure out is why you aren't ducking for cover yet.
Reno: What? *sees Sephiroth charging at him with Masamune* *screams like a little girl and runs around the house much to the amusement of the others*
Zack: Hey, Vince you got any popcorn in this shindig?
Vincent: In the cabinet on the right.
Kou: Where's the alcohol?
Naruto: Where's my ramen?
Kakashi: I've got the video camera!!
9. Bishi One wants to propose to Bishi Four. What does he say?
(Kakashi proposes to Kou)
Kakashi: *blushes shyly* I...got something to tell you...
Kou: *swigs down a Budweiser* Yeah...and what's that?
Kakashi: *gets down on one knee and produces...a priceless...Icha Icha Paradise Collectible Novel!* Will...you...uh...will you marry me?
Kou: *thoughtful* You got any more of those books?
Kakashi: *grins wickedly* Do I ever!!
10. Bishi Five goes insane and takes Bishi Three hostage. Which bishi will save Bishi Three- Bishi One or Seven?
(Naruto goes insane and takes Cloud hostage. Will Kakashi or Zack save Cloud?)
Zack: I'm coming to save you my beloved little spike! *breaks in the door*
*eyes go really wide and he faints dead way.*
Kakashi: *walks up to Zack and nudges him with his foot* Hmm...*looks up at the sound of grunts* *Lazy eye goes really wide* You guys are playing TWISTER and you didn't invite me!!?
Cloud: Well...I was going too, but--
Naruto: I blackmailed him about those pics last month and he agreed not to say anything.
Kakashi: ...What pics?
Cloud: Nothing!
11. Bishi Six gets hurt and ends up in the hospital. Which Bishi will have more sympathy- Bishi Four or Eight?
(Vincent gets hurt. Who will have more sympathy...Kou or Reno?)
Vincent: .....
Kou: ...
Reno:...I need a freakin drink...wanna come with?
Kou: Hell yea--I mean yeah sure.
Vincent: *wallows in emo-ness*
12. In a fairytale story, Bishi Five is the princess, Bishi Eight is the Wicked Evil Person who threatens the world, and Bishi Seven is the brave knight. Will Bishi Seven be able to save the world?
(Naruto is a princess, Reno is the Wicked Evil Person, and Zack is the brave knight)
Naruto: You can't keep me here!
Reno: HAHAHAHAHA-*cough cough cough* Sure I can.
Naruto: Kage Bunshin no jutsu! *fifty Naruto clones come to life*
Reno: Aww shit.
*ten minutes later*
Zack: I will save you Naru-chan!! *walks in and finds Reno tied to a chair* Where's Naru-chan?
Reno: He went out the window.
Zack: *looks down* Damn where's Seph-Rapunzel when you need him?
13. Bishi Five has a one night stand with Bishi Three. How do they react waking up?
(Naruto has a one night stand with Cloud)
Naruto: Don't tell your creepy stalker boyfriend with violent tendencies please!?
Cloud: I'll think about it.
Naruto: Is that a yes?
Cloud: No. This is blackmail for blackmailing me about those pics.
Naruto: Your a meanie!
Cloud: I'm not. But Sephiroth is.
14. Bishi Two walks in on Bishi Six and Seven doing unmentionable things. What is Bishi Two’s reaction?
(Sephiroth walks in on Vincent and Zack doing unmentionable things. What's his reaction?)
Sephiroth: *opens door to his office* *Mumbling* Now...where did I put it? It can't have just disappeared.... *stops when he sees Vincent and Zack*
Zack: *is licking Masamune's hilt* Uh....
Sephiroth: ....Your using my sword as a sex instrument.... *deadpans*
Zack: Don't be mad! I was gonna give it back! Honest!
Sephiroth: ...Your USING my SWORD as a SEX INSTRUMENT... *meaner deadpan*
Vincent: It was my suggestion....
Sephiroth: *grabs sword and stalks away* *mumbling* Now, I can use this for my own enjoyment....
15. Bishi Seven is a stripper at a local strip bar that both Bishi Two and Eight are at. Who pays Bishi Seven more for his services: Bishi Two or Eight?
(Zack is a stripper at a local strip bar that Sephiroth and Reno are at. Who will pay Zack the most for his services?)
Reno: *sidles up to a vacant chair and lazily flops down*
Sephiroth: *walks over and sits down elegantly*
Zack: Which one of you boys am I dancing for tonight?
Reno and Sephiroth: ME!
*Reno and Sephiroth glare at each other* *They both for go for their weapons*
Sephiroth: This one is MINE Sinclair!
Reno: You've got Cloud! Does he know your coming here?
Sephiroth: *shifts uneasily* Damn...
Reno: Yeah....so...I get this one and--- *stops dead* *looks at something over Sephiroth's shoulder*
Sephiroth: *turns around and gapes in shock*
*Cloud is pole-dancing suggestively in a very nice bondage outfit* *he winks at Seph*
Sephiroth: *is distracted* Gotta go....bye....
Reno: *grins to himself* You so owe me my fifty bucks man!
Zack: *grumbles* Easy on the g-string man!!
16. Bishi Three suddenly wins a trip to the Caribbean. Who does he take with him: Bishi Seven or Four?
(Cloud wins a trip to the Carribbean. Does he take Zack or Kou?)
Zack: Come on! Whose your best friend?
Kou: I can mix and match cocktails!
Cloud: Uhm....
Zack: Come on, you know I'd be much better company then the tattoo freak here!
Kou: Hey, man! Do not diss the tattoos! They are from my family man!!
Zack: Yeah...well..they suck!
Kou: Oh, it's on now!
*They start to brawl. They miss Sephiroth picking up Cloud and leaving the room*
Zack: Hey...where did he go?
Kou: I dunno man.
Zack: Wanna fight some more?
Kou: *grins* You know it.
17. Bishi Eight gets a completely new makeover. How do Bishi Six and Two react?
(Reno gets a new makeover. How does Vincent and Zack react?)
Zack: Dude...what did you do to your hair?
Reno: I tried to dye it blue...and now it's purple.
Vincent: Your haircolor sucks.
Reno: *wibbles* Why would you say something like that man! What's wrong with you?!
Vincent: You left me all alone in a hospital and then left me to get drunk. I think I'm justified.
18. Bishi Two and Four get married! Who’s the “bride” and who’s the “groom”?
(Sephiroth and Kou get married!)
Kou: You have to be the girl man! You got the hair, the slightly feminine looks, and you sashay man!
Sephiroth: I do not look like a gir--I sashay?
Kou: Yup. Be the bride man.
Sephiroth: If your lying to me....*gets out Masamune*
Kou: *gulps* Wouldn't do that to ya man...
19. Bishi Eight has a fight with Bishi One- who wins?
(Reno has a fight with Kakashi!)
Kakashi: *is reading Icha Icha*
Reno: Your a bitch man.
Kakashi: *flips a page of his book*
Reno: Did you not hear me? I said your a bitch yo!
Kakashi: *blushes and giggles pervertedly* *flips another page*
Reno: Are you ignoring me?
Kakashi: *looks up from his book* Hmm...Did you say something?
Reno: ARGH! *stomps off in a rage*
Kakashi: Hmm...What's with him? *shrugs and continues reading*
20. LAST QUESTION! If Bishi One bought Bishi Six the best gift ever, what would it be?
(If Kakashi bought Vincent the best gift ever, what it would be?)
Kakashi: Today your birthday?
Vincent: I take it that you got me something?
Kakashi: Yup. *holds up a copy of Icha Icha Paradise Modern Version! Now with %40 more gun kink!*
Vincent: *mouth waters* I haven't said this in a while...but I love you.
Kakashi: *nods imperiously* I know...I know...